I'm alive!

The weekend was so busy! I barely had time to have conversations with my friends and family.

Since I got back Sunday night I have been trying to catch up on my sleep, tv shows and snuggling with the Hubby.

I have been catching up on google reader but can't comment.

Thursday tips and tricks topic will be about bargain hunting so start thinking what you will post!

I leave you with a pic from this weekend. Obvs the hottest bachelorette party ever! The shirts say Tiffany's Tipsy Troupe. I thought of the name while driving one day and then had people on facebook vote. We had to cut them because that is what Tiffany always does. Most people were too drunk to read the shirts like I figured. We had a blast and she didn't get to everything on "the list". People, if anyone orders you a gorilla fart tell them NO THANKS! Tiff had trouble walking the rest of the night after that! It is a shot of 151 and wild turkey! But she is a total champ and didn't puke. Don't know about the bachelor we made take the shot.

Sneak peek!

Frogs! I'm so sorry I disappeared! I know, I post about my dream house and then...vanish! Sorry there was no tips and tricks Thursday post. I am going out of town and out of my mind! Tiffany's bachelorette party is this weekend! The shirts are adorable! I will post pics when I get a chance.

For a sneak peek at what we will be up to this weekend, here is Tiffany's "list":
1. Kiss a bald man on top of the head

2. Find someone with the same name as the fiancé and have him propose to you

3. Have a man order a sexy drink for you, i.e. Sex on the Beach, Slippery Nipple, Blow-Job, etc.

4. Have your picture taken with mullet-man

5. Have A Guy Give You A Condom.

6. Find the oldest guy in the place and ask him for a dance

7. Lightly spank a cute guy saying, "Do you want another?"

8. Point down to your bum and tell a boy how much you love your bum

9. Take a picture on the back of a Harley or motorcycle

10. Find a virgin (male or female)

11. Find a cute guy with a tattoo and kiss the tattoo

12. Get a piggyback ride from a stranger

13. Have a man speak to you in a foreign language

14. Ask the guy with the largest muscles if you can feel them

15. Get a lap dance from a guy

Miss you guys! It is a busy summer but I will be here when I can!

I need my bloggy friends to help me out and make a bachelorette party amazing!

My friend Tiffany's Bachelorette Party is coming up. We have a tradition of getting tank tops made for Bachelorette parties. It makes it a lot more fun when everyone has matching tank tops.

The first year we did it for S's bachelorette party all the girls that came with were bridesmaids so she had a bride tank and we all have bridesmaids tanks. See below.

Then for my bachelorette party everyone but one girl was a bridesmaid. So creative me got her a tank that said Flower Girl. Drunk guys didn't notice and it was super fun.


For Tiffany's Bachelorette Party only three of like the 10 are bridesmaids. I can't come up with 7 other things. So we are just going to do something like Tiffany's Bachelorette Party or Tiffany's Fling before the Ring.

Here is where you come in.

Any better ideas for the tank tops? I was thinking all things that start with T. Ta tas. Tipsy. What can you guys come up with?

What happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas!!!

If you have been a follower since September 2009 you might remember a little post about our Bachelor/Bachelorette Party in Vegas. If not you can go back and read about it here. In that post I mentioned the scavenger hunt list my friend N came up with. There were things on the list that I thought Hubby would not be happy about. The worst part was that my friend S took about 300 pictures of me doing everything on the list. Hubby ended up not being mad about anything making the weekend one of the best weekends ever! This weekend, S gave me a scrapbook she made of the best pictures. Its so cute and I love it! In case you have a bachelorette party coming up, here is a list of 50 things similar to the list N gave me. I think there were like 10 things on my list. I threw the list away when we got back to our hotel. I didn’t want Hubby to see it! I will tell you that I did some of these things on this list. But I will never tell which ones! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
1) Have A Guy Serenade You.
2) Have A Guy Give You A Condom.
3) Have A Guy Give You His Underwear/Boxers.
4) Kiss A Guy With The Same Name As The Groom.
5) Order A Blow Job Shot From A Bartender (Yell out your order for others to hear).
6) Drink A Blow Job Shot Between A Guy's Legs.
7) Do A Body Shot Off A Guy.

8) Have Someone Tattoo Your Butt With A Funny Saying (Use a pen).
9) Have A Guy Give You A Picture Of His Girlfriend.
10) Have 5 Guys Write Their Philosophy On Marriage On Napkins.
11) Find the oldest guy in the place and ask him for a dance

12) Get the bartender to laugh at something

13) Make a cute guy to chip in for the wedding (points for each $ you get)

14) Yell out loud at the count of three "Why Am I Getting Married!"

15) Have a bachelor buy you a shot

16) Kiss a bald man's head

17) Get a piggyback ride from a stranger

18) Ask a cute guy for hemmeroid cream

19) Find a cute guy to perform magic for you (each trick gets a point)

20) Have a man speak to you in a foreign language

21) Get a guys cell phone number and call him right away with deep breathing

22) Go into the bathroom and make a veil out of toilet paper

23) Find a cute guy and ask him to practice walking down the isle with you

24) Dance with two guys at once who don't know each other

25) Down an alcoholic drink with a cute boy

26) Dance crazy by yourself on the dance floor

27) Tell a hunk your craziest fantasy

28) Show a guy your bra

29) Let a guy have you place makeup on him

30) Place a balloon or shirt in your tummy and have guys give you money for the baby out of wedlock

31) Go to a cute man and make fart noises with your armpit in front of him

32) Place your finger up your nose and get a guys attention

33) Pretend like you are a dog checking another dog out by sniffing a guys bum

34) Lightly spank a cute guy saying, "Do you want another?"

35) Pretend like you are a ballerina and do a little show for a cute guy

36) Throw a tantrum in the middle of the party and make sure others can hear you

37) Point down to your bum and tell a boy how much you love your bum.

38) Go up to a cute man and start an intellectual conversation about the war in Iraq

39) Go up to a cute guy and pretend like you are an airhead and talk about shopping

40) Pretend like you are paranoid and ask a cute guy why they want you so bad

41) Place some makeup on your face sloppy and ask a cute guy if it is on okay

42) Find a guy to show you his bellybutton

43) Kiss a guy that has a scar

44) Do a lap dance for one of your friends

45) Pretend like you are having an orgasm while sitting next to a cute guy

46) Find a guy with a bald head and rub it to make a wish

47) Get a shot and lead all your friends in prayer before drinking it

48) Find the cheesiest guy in the place and ask him if he is getting lucky

49) Ask the guy with the largest muscles if you can feel them

50) Find a cute guy with a tattoo and kiss the tattoo