Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Tiger


My dad bought tickets to the US Open because he wanted to see you play. I have not made a peep on this blog about your accident and all the hooplah after. I do not care how many woman you slept with. I am now concerned because you have taken a break from golf. So you have managed to piss off everyone that cared about you. You have 7 months to get your stuff together and back out on the grass or I will be sending this letter to you. My dad has been a fan of yours for probaly 10 years now. He used to have a picture of you on our TV. He loves saying your name. I understand you have a lot going on right now, but like I said you have a few months to figure it out before I start calling.

Thanks,

Your number 1 fan's daughter

9 comments:

  1. He's such a dork. My MIL and FIL love him, too.

    ReplyDelete
  2. That's rough.

    Maybe dad can sell them on eBay.

    ReplyDelete
  3. How is my brother ever going to be able to get his weekend nap in if he isn't watching Tiger. Your mom is not going to be happy ;)

    ReplyDelete
  4. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I think you should send him this now! Thanks so much for following (and putting me at 30)! Following back - have a wonderful Christmas!

    ReplyDelete
  6. :) If he doesn't get to use the tickets, he can always frame them as "the tickets burned by scandal." :)

    ReplyDelete