Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Tiger


My dad bought tickets to the US Open because he wanted to see you play. I have not made a peep on this blog about your accident and all the hooplah after. I do not care how many woman you slept with. I am now concerned because you have taken a break from golf. So you have managed to piss off everyone that cared about you. You have 7 months to get your stuff together and back out on the grass or I will be sending this letter to you. My dad has been a fan of yours for probaly 10 years now. He used to have a picture of you on our TV. He loves saying your name. I understand you have a lot going on right now, but like I said you have a few months to figure it out before I start calling.

Thanks,

Your number 1 fan's daughter
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Ha Ha!!! Too funny!!! :o)

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  2. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Its tough being Tiger....

    peace

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  3. KrimmykDecember 14, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Get'em!

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  4. SurferWifeDecember 14, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    He's such a dork. My MIL and FIL love him, too.

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  5. EdDecember 14, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    That's rough.

    Maybe dad can sell them on eBay.

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  6. ChristopherDecember 14, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    How is my brother ever going to be able to get his weekend nap in if he isn't watching Tiger. Your mom is not going to be happy ;)

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  7. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 4:56 AM

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  8. nopeDecember 16, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    I think you should send him this now! Thanks so much for following (and putting me at 30)! Following back - have a wonderful Christmas!

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  9. jmtDecember 16, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    :) If he doesn't get to use the tickets, he can always frame them as "the tickets burned by scandal." :)

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