Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Mini Calendars!! (warning post may be offensive)

At lunch last week Hubby was telling me how his mini calendar he got from a vendor at work has phone numbers for airlines and hotels. I told him he should put it in his purse. He didn't even laugh! It was a slow day at work and he was putting important dates in his calendar. So later on that day I decided to look at my tiny calendar given to me by some other company. I told him mine had maps and cpr instructions so his little calendar could take that! He said his did too. :( Then this converstion happened:
Meagan:
mine has quotes every week
Hubby:
HUH?
Me:
oh no tidbits of wisdom in your calendar?
Me:
mine even has one from paula abdul!!
Hubby:
NO WAY
Me:
admit it my tiny calendar is better than yours
Me:
and garth brooks
Hubby:
he is a homo (I apologize for Hubby. He isn't anti gay or anything just uses unpolitically correct words)
Me:
um what did you just say?
Me:
he is married to Miss Trisha Yearwood
Hubby:
homet
Me:
what is a homet?
Hubby:
a girl homo
Me:
did you just make that up?
Hubby:
its a real word
Me:
lots of unknown comments
Me:
homet- no dictionary results (copy and pasted this from dictionary.com)
No results found for homet:
Did you mean hemet?

I just think that is hilarious. Homet. Classic.

I was looking through the book some more realizing we don't have much going on this year when I stumbled across this gem, "You should live your own life up to your own expectations." -Tiger Woods. I guess he has low expectations!

4 comments:

  1. that conversation is way funny...Im so gonna use that word now!
    :)

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  2. hahahahahah LOVE that word! Yesterday at work we were all talking about a guy who is a huge douche bag and then I came up with the female version of douche hag ... so don't worry about offending me, i'm not PC at all! haha

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  3. hahah.
    Um, my barely 14 year old newphew from New Zealand was just staying with us for the past 10 days and he kept using the word homo, and i kept telling him it was not ok, among other things that sounded funny in his accent, but were not PC in this country AT.ALL!
    That Tiger quote- um...ya...haha. Must have been said before his stint in rehab for sex addiction. We heard that on the news last night and my husband told me he thinks he has the same addiction. riiiight.

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