Woke up Sunday morning not feeling like P Diddy and wanted to to do a not me Monday post. I have time to do it right now, so it is not me Sunday. Not me Monday is hosted by MckMama
*I did not go to something called Floatopia with 10,000 drunk college students.
*Some guy did not offer me beer to use our cooler.
*I did not tell him to ask my husband when he comes back.
*I did not feel weird having a husband.
*The college girls in their tiny bikini's did not make me really want to buy the brazil butt lift.
*I did not stay up way later than normal this weekend.
*I did not sleep in way later than normal this weekend.
*I did not wake up feeling hung over when I had nothing to drink.
*I did not have my gay husband help me with me outfit to go out to a club.
*We did not drive around downtown for an hour looking for parking and then leave without getting out of the car.
*We did not go to a bar our friend works at after driving around downtown and find out when we got there that she wasn't working.
*We did not have to listen to terrible kareoke.
*We did not have way more fun playing board games and card games at home.
*I did not have a realization that I am no longer 21 and feel really old.
