Bananas!

I love The Rachel Zoe project because it gives you a behind the scenes look at where celebrities get their clothes.



For those of you that don’t know, the majority of the time a celebrity is on a red carpet or tv show, their stylist has picked out every inch of their outfit.



Rachel Zoe is a celebrity stylist. She goes to all the fashion shows all over the world and picks dresses for her clients to wear to all the big events. Her and her staff, Taylor and Brad, who are hilarious, pick the dress, the shoes, the bag, the jewelry, and they often discuss hair and make up looks.



The Met Gala was Monday, May 3rd . It was definitely an A list event and a lot of the celebs Rachel styles attended. I love looking through the pics and hearing Rachel’s voice in my head.

SHUTTING IT DOWN!

DIE!

Anyone else feel like Liv didn't take Rachel's advice with this one? Looks like she went with something she already had in her closet.

For the Ga fans. I don't know who her stylist is but this is what she wore during her performance at the Gala.

Celeb hair for Shelley

My bloggy friend Shelley requested I give her some celeb hair make overs. Because I am such a good blog friend and because I was THAT bored, I did! Enjoy!

Went a little political with this one. It is Sarah Palin's hair.

Rihanna hair.

Heidi Klum hair.

I really like this one! It was creepy in the begining staring at her face, but then I was getting jealous because she already has amazing celebrity hair and all the hair styles looked great on her.

It is so fun! You guys should try it to. But let's not forget who introduced you to the never ending fun. Me!

Celebrity Hair

I have been lacking in blog motivation lately so you can stare at my face some more. MODG did a post with different hair styles, but I told her about the best web hair makeover site, instyle.com. She agreed that it was the best. I will have to repost this on Sunday so she can comment on my looks. She is too busy taking pictures of cat butts to comment on any other day. The rest of you who comment every day should get an extra special prize, let me know what you want. Enjoy!

Should I let it get as long as Miley's?

I always loved Jennifer Aniston's hair.

For the Lady Gaga fans.

Should I cut it short like Suri's mom?

I went red in college. There were some fans. This is Debra Messing's hair on my head.

I had a lot of fun as a blonde. I wish I could afford to stay one! This is Anna Paquin's hair. I don't know who she is but I like her hair!

I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips

So I am going to be basing future posts on number of comments. So if you like the topic of a post please comment so I will keep it coming.

So far I guess you guys are enjoying the posts about my hair, my rings, celebs/tv shows, and when I get awards.

You will have to start passing out more awards if you want me to keep doing those posts. My award post was abysmal though.

I was all ready to take a picture of my rings together last night and realized I had left my camera in my car. It has been cold and rainy so I did not go outside to get it. My apologies! I will try to remember to bring it in the house tonight. So keep your fingers crossed for wedding ring post tomorrow. Friday we have another installment of Hubby and I's epic love story.

I have been searching for more hairspiration lately. Maybe I'll do a photo shoot this weekend for you guys for next week. I'm playing with instyle.com's celeb hair thing that puts celeb hair on your picture right now.

I was so tempted to do a post yesterday when I saw this nugget on people.com. But I saved it for you today. I know you all lurve the svu. Probably you all loved the oc back in the day. Well get ready because Mischa is going to be on svu!!! Of course she will be playing a hooker (oh sorry, pro) named Gladys. It airs March 3rd!

In Bachelor news, so confused about the whole Tenley being pregnant thing. Is that going to be in next weeks episode? Glad Michelle is gone. I thought Elizabeth's no kiss strategy was a good one. But it totally blew up in her face. I think he should have got rid of Jessie. She is boring.

Things I learned from People's Best and Worst of 2009 Issue

Some fun facts for those of you that didn't scam people into sending you two free mags:

During the 1990 French Open Andre Agassi's hair was part wig.

Tina Fey was a virgin at 24.

Melissa Rycroft got married and got the swine flu. (side not from a different magazine- Her bridesmaids wore Alfred Angelo! Like mine!)

Tila Tequila is engaged to heiress Casey Johnson. Gonna have to google that cause I don't know who that is. But its a girl.

Teacup pigs exist! They are mini pigs that cost $4,500. Of course Paris has one. The breeder has a waiting list for them. I told Hubby I want one and he said, "Fat chance piggy." He's mean!

Justin Guarini (remember the guy that was on season 1 with the fro and made that terrible movie Justin and Kelly) got married to a girl he met in junior high. She's 27 now. He didn't marry a junior high girl.

Crazy celeb baby names-Sparrow, Sulola, Seraphina, Blakesley, Satyana. Come on people!

That is all. Hope you enjoyed!

Jon and Kate plus 8

I am a huge fan of the show Jon and Kate plus 8. I think their kids are so cute. They say the funniest things. What is going on in the media with them right now is devastating. At dinner tonight with my friend Nicole we both admitted that all of this is breaking our hearts. To go from watching this family fly to hawaii last season and renew their vows to show their children that they are always going to be together to now she is on the cover of people saying they might split up? The big shocker for me is that her brother is coming out saying negative things about her. I don't know what family would do that to each other.


It seems like time and time again these people go on a reality show and then it ruins their life. Do you think maybe its time to stop going on reality shows people? The new season of Jon and Kate starts on memorial day and TLC is saying its their story in their words but I heard they aren't really going to discuss their problems on the show. We will see and only time will tell. As Curtis said, "How can you get a divorce when you have that many kids?" Don't know and like they said on the radio child support for 8 kids is gonna be expensive!

Dane Cook

Ok, I was planning on writing this blog later once the future hubby was home, we had gone on our walk, and he was watching his show (Mad Money). I was also not sure what I was going to write my blog about. The thing that got me up off the couch and drying my tears (today's Oprah, which I think I will discuss tomorrow) was a clip of the man whose name is the title of this blog.
I have to give credit where credit is due. My future brother in law introduced me to Dane Cook the first summer I went camping with the H* family. (ok just cleaned the bathroom, took the trash out and moved my car in 18 mins. I think thats impressive) Anyways, my future family is amazing and we always have a hilarious time camping. The year of Dane Cook Jeff and his friend kept saying stuff about Cinnamon bits and kicking their shoes off in a fleet of joy. Finally one night sitting around the camp fire they let me listen to Dane Cook's Retaliation cd. It was hilarious. We went out and bought all the cds available, have seen every movie, and are huge fans now. IN FACT WE ARE GOING TO SEE DANE LIVE IN MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I'm not excited!
Continuing on, one of my favorite jokes is his joke on rough around the edges "Pedophiles". Hilarious if you've ever watched Oprah. I have always wondered if she had heard this joke, I figured she had but she didn't mention it, until... the other day on a hilarious episode of Oprah about sex with my favorite sex therapist who I'm guessing will also have a tv show in five years. I won't go into details but she totally sounded like Dane's impression of herself. Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a clip for tomorrow's show and guess who is on it...DANE COOK! I could do a happy dance right now! I am so excited that I might not wait until 4:20 to watch the show. That's the time you have to wait to if you want to fast forward through the commercials, fyi.